What do Two Alcoholics Talk About?
To Preface this conversation. This has been going on for 3 years ever
since Donkey and I got drunk together the first time. We both decided
that we love to drink beer and random thoughts are the result.
Me: "Do you like it better when the balls you suck on are salty and sweaty or fresh out of the shower clean?"
Donkey: "I never suck on balls, you are a salty sack of used vagina"
Me: "Your mouth has seen more weiner that all of the vivid pornstars vaginas combined"
Donkey: "Oscar Meyers miniature hotdogs are fine snacks, you like big hard objects in your ear, especially when the fun juice comes out and you cant hear for a bit"
Me: "Everyone likes a little peace and quiet. You like when you get rod spooge in you eye so you can't see for a while"
Donkey: "its never happened before so i cant say based off of experience. I can say that you are a cheese fucker and a sack of butt marbles
Me: "How many marbles can you fit in your butt"
Donkey: "I have never tried marbles in my butt by I bet you can get an entire cheese pizza in your shithole"
Me: "If i do manage to pull of that feat, I bet you would love you rub your face all over that pizza and lick the dingles off of it"
Donkey: "Never would I get near a Jake Boyle dingleberry pizza. I would prefer to Jump out of a plane with no parachute instead"
Me: "That don't sound like a bad idea. people would be so happy it would be a better holiday than Thanksgiving"
Donkey: "Haha Shut up Richard. Your like the housekeeping lady, you are smelly and your hair is greasy"
Me: "Tommy want Wingy"
Me: "Do you like it better when the balls you suck on are salty and sweaty or fresh out of the shower clean?"
Donkey: "I never suck on balls, you are a salty sack of used vagina"
Me: "Your mouth has seen more weiner that all of the vivid pornstars vaginas combined"
Donkey: "Oscar Meyers miniature hotdogs are fine snacks, you like big hard objects in your ear, especially when the fun juice comes out and you cant hear for a bit"
Me: "Everyone likes a little peace and quiet. You like when you get rod spooge in you eye so you can't see for a while"
Donkey: "its never happened before so i cant say based off of experience. I can say that you are a cheese fucker and a sack of butt marbles
Me: "How many marbles can you fit in your butt"
Donkey: "I have never tried marbles in my butt by I bet you can get an entire cheese pizza in your shithole"
Me: "If i do manage to pull of that feat, I bet you would love you rub your face all over that pizza and lick the dingles off of it"
Donkey: "Never would I get near a Jake Boyle dingleberry pizza. I would prefer to Jump out of a plane with no parachute instead"
Me: "That don't sound like a bad idea. people would be so happy it would be a better holiday than Thanksgiving"
Donkey: "Haha Shut up Richard. Your like the housekeeping lady, you are smelly and your hair is greasy"
Me: "Tommy want Wingy"
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