Apes and Things

Double N's:  Go to that quickmeme.com and check out pick up line panda

Me:  Why don't you go fuck yourself

Double N's: In process

Me: It would be funnier if it said :basic addition” instead of BioChem

Double N's: Yeah, like the toe on the coffee table one

Me:  Is that a panda obe?

Double N's: obe?

Me: One* Nigger

Double N's: Learn to fucking spell Tard. Yes

Me:  You like to like your fingers and ram them in your popper

Double N's: Jesus, that is full of too many grammatical errors to even deserve a response.  I hope you were driving and hit something hard.

Me:  Holy Fuck,  you are right.  God Damn Fat Fingers

Double N's: I almost feel bad for you.

Me:  More like jealous that your fingers are skinny and don’t please your asshole like they used to when you were a kid.

Double N's: I just see this as a showing that you have lost a step or two.  You got married.  You got lazy.  Oh how the mighty have fallen

Me:  I beg to differ you Maculay Culkin stunt Double

Double N's: Lovedyou in Rise of the Plamet of the Apes

Me:  You were cute with Tome Cruise in War of the Worlds

Double N's:  I ddn’t appreciate your role in the Congo quite enough.  Cool for you though that you learned sign language.

Me:  I didn’t understand why you used the name “Clay Aiken” during American Idol?  You can sing man be proud of that

Double N's:  I’ll bet that Jane Goodall was a nice lady.

Me:  Did you and Sean William Scott ever find your car?

Double N's:   Good luck with your next battle with Godzilla

Me:  Why don’t you use that 6^th sense of yours to figure out how to kill yourself?

Double N's:   Just keep throwing barrels at Mario, its really all you are good at.

Me:  You must have gotten to know Heath Ledger pretty well during the filming of Broke Back Mountain.  Were you heart broken when he died?

Double N's:  Really hope that make up testing gig is working out for you.  No side effects an such.

Me:  Doesn’t it suck every year for Halloween to dress up as both characters from the ambiguously gay duo by yourself because you have no friends?