Softball? Or Talk Shit?

Double:  Able to play at 7 tonight?  We are 2 short and playing for the 1 seed

Me:  Can't doucher, sorry

Double:  Sorry doesn't Solve my tears

Me:  You have tears because you are a bitch.  What cures that ????

Double:  Bitch Slapping you!!!!

Me:  That would require that you remove both of your thumbs from your ass

Double:  I question your motives.  How much beer is it gonna take for you to sub tomorrow at 7?

Me: Fuck man, I wish but I have plans tomorrow

Double:  Well wake her ass up we have to win tomorrow!!!

Me:  You are as cool as Rob Schneider

Double:  He has to have more money than me at least...