Failed New Years Plans

 

Oregon Trail:  Hey chump what is your plan for New Years?

Me:  Im in Tucson Pal

Oregon Trail:  Enjoy the Tucson Gay scene then

Me:  Jealousy Huh

Oregon Trail:  Not at all.  I’ll be fucking slutswhile you are fucking butts.  More likely getting fucked in the butt.

Me:  Easy Dr. Suess, you sound like a rapper

Oregon Trail:  It's not Rape if you yell surprise