Circle Jerk Etiquette
Drug Den: "That will teach you to opt out of a circle jerk pal"
Me: "I love circle jerks"
Drug Den: " I KNOW - I heard that you were actually one of the men that innovated the idea of a circle. Before that everyone just jerked it in a straight line. Not nearly as cool."
Drug Den: " I KNOW - I heard that you were actually one of the men that innovated the idea of a circle. Before that everyone just jerked it in a straight line. Not nearly as cool."
Me: "See with a circle you are able to observe everyone's penis and technique, not just the guys on either side of you."
Drug Den: "Brilliant! - back for xmas at all?
Drug Den: "Brilliant! - back for xmas at all?
Me: "No man I'm still really poor"
Drug Den: "as you should be - It is God's punishment to you for forcing the world to look at your ugly mug all the time. keep it on the dlow but I think that I am moving back.
Drug Den: "as you should be - It is God's punishment to you for forcing the world to look at your ugly mug all the time. keep it on the dlow but I think that I am moving back.
Me: " Did you ask my permission. This is my state now, you relinquished your throne.
Drug Den: "Haha - the mountains have notheing for me but dry skin and penis shrinking cold for me now - let me back in bro i told Bucket and he got giddy like he saw his first tit."
Drug Den: "Haha - the mountains have notheing for me but dry skin and penis shrinking cold for me now - let me back in bro i told Bucket and he got giddy like he saw his first tit."
Me: " I'm sure he did that dirty fucker. Talk about a guy that loves the circle Jerk
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