Trouble in a Down Economy with a Dash of Racism

 Asian:

 Jake the snake lumberjack
find me a job

Me
fuck you yellow face find me a job

Asian:
i asked you first cracker

Me:
dont you asians just work as fishermen or sushi chefs

Asian:
only the lucky ones
most of us are making shoes

Me:
at least as a shoe maker you can afford to buy fresh dog meat

Asian:
too expensive
i eat bugs

Me:
shit man i have been wating outback of subway for them to throw away the seafood sensation that no one ever eats

Asian:
delicious
where are you even at these days
some forrest in montana?

Me:
san diego man working at a guitar factory building guitar necks
sucks a lot of butthole
but there are no jobs for good looking white college grads anymore

Asian:
haha
so i assume you mercer and cody make out every night

Me:
God I wish, I've run into mercer like 4 times and we were both wasted somehow, like drunk radar

Asian:
haha
gaydar probably

Me:
i try to to distinguish between the two

Asian:
its a fine line
you should just become a professional gambler at the race tracks

Me:
I'm not aloud to be that close to animals man, court ordered

Asian:
haha
damn cause children arent allowed near the tracks either
and i know you arent allowed to be close to them either
so only half the problem solved