Bored? Why not Entertain Yourself with Hate

Another Fucking Conversation with Mr. Z. Not too much of a point to this conversation other than to express feelings of hatred in clever ways.

Me: "I hope you get full blown Monkey AIDS"
 

Z: "I hope someones ties you up, pees in your mouth, and shoots you in the face."
 

Me: "Why don't you slit your wrists and throat and swim with great whites"
 

Z: "I think you need to put a rattlesnake up your asshole so it can tickle your ass before it kills you
 

Me: "Go ahead and take a swan dive into a steel bear trap"
 

Z: "You should tie your shoelaces together and then go walk around in grizzly bear country"
 

Me: "You should get ass naked. roll in sea salt. then jump into the polar bear exhibit"
 

Z: "You should bathe in slimfast and then go to a taping of Oprah"
 

Me: "You should slather your body up with bacon grease and go to the biggest loser workout session"
 

Z: "You should dress up as a klansman and go order a bucket of KFC"
 

Me: "Why don't you drop your pants and paint a bullseye around your poop hole and walk backwards through the prison yard"
 

Z: "How about you cover your cock in deli meat and then ring Rosie Odonells Door bell"

Me: "you should go basejumping at the grand canyon using two children's kites as a parachute.
 

Z: "You should travel through Nebraska tied behind a Semi Truck

Me: "Go play a real life game of frogger on the autoban"
 

Z: "After you douse yourself in gasoline and go sit in the smoking section"

Me: "Challenge Mike Tyson to a game of Punch for Punch"
 

Z: "You should paint your dick green and go talk to a drunk mexican with a weed whacker"
 

Me: "Why don't you bob for apples in a piranha tank"
 

Z: "Why don't you get your hair caught in some machinery"
 

Me: "Why don't you see what size of spade bit will fit up your rectum"
 

Z: "Drop an anvil on your face and see how many teeth you keep"

Me: "See how fast you can chug a bottle of paint thinner"

Me: "Dip your ball sack in mayonnaise and wave it in front of a woman on Jenny Craig"