Hacksaw
Friday, September 7, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Softball? Or Talk Shit?
Double: Able to play at 7 tonight? We are 2 short and playing for the 1 seed
Me: Can't doucher, sorry
Double: Sorry doesn't Solve my tears
Me: You have tears because you are a bitch. What cures that ????
Double: Bitch Slapping you!!!!
Me: That would require that you remove both of your thumbs from your ass
Double: I question your motives. How much beer is it gonna take for you to sub tomorrow at 7?
Me: Fuck man, I wish but I have plans tomorrow
Double: Well wake her ass up we have to win tomorrow!!!
Me: You are as cool as Rob Schneider
Double: He has to have more money than me at least...
Wife on a List??
Wife: My friend at work said that strep is going around
Me: Maybe stop making out with your coworkers and you wouldn't get strep
Wife: Haha, that or stop playing with my coworkers daughter who had strep and the flu would be more like it.
Me: Gross babe, people get put on lists for that kind of activity
Failed New Years Plans
Oregon Trail: Hey
chump what is your plan for New Years?
Me: Im in
Tucson Pal
Oregon Trail: Enjoy
the Tucson Gay scene then
Me: Jealousy
Huh
Oregon Trail: Not
at all. I’ll be fucking slutswhile
you are fucking butts. More likely
getting fucked in the butt.
Me: Easy Dr.
Suess, you sound like a rapper
Oregon Trail: It's not Rape if you yell surprise
Oregon Trail: It's not Rape if you yell surprise
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